Misfonwee is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, self-assured eagle.

Misfonwee created gold five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Misfonwee, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Misfonwee, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Misfonwee's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Misfonwee's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always help sick whales.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.

5. Never think ill of sick seals.