Pinhugcan is a god.
She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, temperamental
hyena.
Pinhugcan created the Sun two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Pinhugcan, she will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Pinhugcan, she will not invite you to parties.
Pinhugcan's most sacred site is Gulval in England.
Pinhugcan's Holy Commandments1. Put Pinhugcan first in all things.
2. Always look after injured snakes.
3. Do not drink water in violet rooms.
4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
5. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.