Gigspagfly Fligvanpibvanbedtaf is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, amazing yak.

Gigspagfly Fligvanpibvanbedtaf created the Virgo Supercluster six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gigspagfly Fligvanpibvanbedtaf, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gigspagfly Fligvanpibvanbedtaf, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Gigspagfly Fligvanpibvanbedtaf's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Gigspagfly Fligvanpibvanbedtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Feed all hungry horses.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Never wear brown hats.

5. Worship no other gods but Gigspagfly Fligvanpibvanbedtaf.