Nulditkin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, fast lobster.

Nulditkin created Mount Everest three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nulditkin, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nulditkin, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Nulditkin's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Nulditkin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. You must pray to Nulditkin eight times a day.

3. Hide from violet swans for they are unholy.

4. Erect a large lead sculpture of Nulditkin on top of all buildings.

5. Do not commit murder.