Migarnfoss is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, fussy wyrm.

Migarnfoss created the Milkyway nine million years ago.

If you believe in Migarnfoss, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Migarnfoss, she will laugh at you.

Migarnfoss' most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Migarnfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always help hamsters in need.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.