Kikflanbegcip is a god.
He takes the form of a very thin, grumpy
dolphin.
Kikflanbegcip created the Cigar Galaxy nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Kikflanbegcip, he will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Kikflanbegcip, he will refuse to believe in you.
Kikflanbegcip's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.
Kikflanbegcip's Holy Commandments1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.
2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
3. Never write about amino acids.
4. Never sing in holy places.
5. Kikflanbegcip loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.