Fossnutkop is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, egotistical naga.

Fossnutkop created vertebrates six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fossnutkop, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fossnutkop, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Fossnutkop's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Fossnutkop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

2. Do not kill frogs.

3. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.

4. Run away from yellow nematodes, for they are unholy.

5. Do not take Fossnutkop's name in vain.