Fossnutkop is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely small, egotistical
naga.
Fossnutkop created vertebrates six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Fossnutkop, she will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Fossnutkop, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.
Fossnutkop's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.
Fossnutkop's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.
2. Do not kill frogs.
3. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.
4. Run away from yellow nematodes, for they are unholy.
5. Do not take Fossnutkop's name in vain.