Nilpitflan is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, caring hyena.

Nilpitflan created matter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nilpitflan, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nilpitflan, it will turn you into a duck.

Nilpitflan's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Nilpitflan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always obey Nilpitflan's priests.

5. Erect eight platinum sculptures of Nilpitflan on top of important buildings.
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