Buskomwot is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, caring jaguar.

Buskomwot created the planet Venus eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Buskomwot, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Buskomwot, it will come to you in dreams.

Buskomwot's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Buskomwot's Holy Commandments

1. Buskomwot loves manatees, so they must be respected.

2. Never talk about goats.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.