Nartvonnat is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, bad-tempered butterfly.

Nartvonnat created dark matter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nartvonnat, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nartvonnat, she will turn you into a plant.

Nartvonnat's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Nartvonnat's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.