Mangedlen is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely small, resourceful
mongoose.
Mangedlen created a bottom quark two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Mangedlen, she will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Mangedlen, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.
Mangedlen's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.
Mangedlen's Holy Commandments1. You must love Mangedlen.
2. Worship no other gods but Mangedlen.
3. Do not eat melons.
4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
5. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.