Laghamdan is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, strong aardvark.

Laghamdan created energy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Laghamdan, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Laghamdan, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Laghamdan's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Laghamdan's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Laghamdan loves hamsters, so they must be respected.