Lakbellmot is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, omnipotent human.

Lakbellmot created the Milkyway four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lakbellmot, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Lakbellmot, it will come to you in dreams.

Lakbellmot's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Lakbellmot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Do not covet oxen.
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