Basthimbarn is a god.
He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, smart
fox.
Basthimbarn created dark energy eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Basthimbarn, he will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Basthimbarn, he will curse you with boils.
Basthimbarn's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.
Basthimbarn's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear blue clothing.
2. Basthimbarn must be the most important thing in your life.
3. Always pray immersed in water.
4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
5. Do not hurt whales.