Flyikpin is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, uncaring hare.

Flyikpin created humanity two million years ago.

If you believe in Flyikpin, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Flyikpin, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Flyikpin's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Flyikpin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not kill monkeys.

3. Do not speak about bread.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never feed apples to snails while wearing white rings.
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