Likgetcap is a god.
It takes the form of a slim, sage
rhinoceros.
Likgetcap created the Large Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Likgetcap, it will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Likgetcap, it will torture you forever.
Likgetcap's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.
Likgetcap's Holy Commandments1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
2. Always help sick great tits.
3. Always stare at clouds.
4. Erect seven silicon sculptures of Likgetcap on top of important buildings.
5. Never wear magenta corsets.