Gilwapwit Libgon is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, idiotic weasel.

Gilwapwit Libgon created Asia eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gilwapwit Libgon, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gilwapwit Libgon, she will curse you with boils.

Gilwapwit Libgon's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Gilwapwit Libgon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill cats.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

5. Worship no other gods but Gilwapwit Libgon.