Flymilgon is a god.
It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, annoying
gerbil.
Flymilgon created an up quark eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Flymilgon, it will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Flymilgon, it will turn you into a frog.
Flymilgon's most sacred site is Katteri in India.
Flymilgon's Holy Commandments1. Do not eat onions.
2. Always help geese.
3. Never skip in holy places.
4. Always pray in complete darkness.
5. Do not drink water in blue rooms.