Flymilgon is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, annoying gerbil.

Flymilgon created an up quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flymilgon, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Flymilgon, it will turn you into a frog.

Flymilgon's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Flymilgon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat onions.

2. Always help geese.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not drink water in blue rooms.