Hinminvonk is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, impressive clam.

Hinminvonk created the Whirlpool Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hinminvonk, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hinminvonk, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Hinminvonk's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Hinminvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always help geese.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never go into violet rooms.