Sugtonceplamciss is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, unsympathetic fox.

Sugtonceplamciss created an electron four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sugtonceplamciss, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sugtonceplamciss, it will turn you into a mole.

Sugtonceplamciss' most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Sugtonceplamciss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. You must pray to Sugtonceplamciss six times a day.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always look after injured tapirs.