Dadmabfas is a god.
It takes the form of a huge, effective
horse.
Dadmabfas created a charm quark four million years ago.
If you believe in
Dadmabfas, it will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Dadmabfas, it will turn you into a mouse.
Dadmabfas' most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.
Dadmabfas' Holy Commandments1. Never think about asteroids.
2. Never mention badgers.
3. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.
4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dadmabfas.
5. Never wear brown corsets.