Dadmabfas is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, effective horse.

Dadmabfas created a charm quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Dadmabfas, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dadmabfas, it will turn you into a mouse.

Dadmabfas' most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Dadmabfas' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Never mention badgers.

3. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dadmabfas.

5. Never wear brown corsets.