Vengedkip is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, flying walrus.

Vengedkip created an electron four billion years ago.

If you believe in Vengedkip, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Vengedkip, it will ignore you.

Vengedkip's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Vengedkip's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat gooseberries.

2. Never eat limes.

3. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never talk about sheep.