Limgilwigjipkarkar is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, pitiless lizard.

Limgilwigjipkarkar created the Sunflower Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Limgilwigjipkarkar, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Limgilwigjipkarkar, he will have a low opinion of you.

Limgilwigjipkarkar's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Limgilwigjipkarkar's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always wear green.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not trade with those who eat figs.