Farwikmet is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, calm dragon.

Farwikmet created humankind four billion years ago.

If you believe in Farwikmet, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Farwikmet, it will manifest in front of you.

Farwikmet's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Farwikmet's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Worship no other gods but Farwikmet.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not dye your hair yellow.

5. Do not stand on grass.