Sanwod is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, loving otter.

Sanwod created the world eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Sanwod, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sanwod, it will have a low opinion of you.

Sanwod's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Sanwod's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sanwod.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Sanwod loves gulls, so they must be honoured.

5. Never look at asteroids.
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