Cudfumzig is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, bad-tempered coyote.

Cudfumzig created the planet Jupiter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cudfumzig, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cudfumzig, she will be very sad.

Cudfumzig's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Cudfumzig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silver on your body.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cudfumzig.

3. Run away from magenta ducks, for they are unholy.

4. Always help sick whales.

5. Always obey Cudfumzig's priests.