Van is a god.
He takes the form of a plump, effective
jackal.
Van created dark matter three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Van, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Van, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.
Van's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.
Van's Holy Commandments1. Erect seven tin sculptures of Van on top of important buildings.
2. Never write about amino acids.
3. Hide if nine otters approach from the south.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.
5. Pray towards the north.