Narsabpas is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, tranquil bee.

Narsabpas created humankind two million years ago.

If you believe in Narsabpas, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Narsabpas, she will not care.

Narsabpas' most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Narsabpas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Worship no other gods but Narsabpas.

3. Do not hurt otters.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.