Stragmipven is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, prudent mongoose.

Stragmipven created the Cigar Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Stragmipven, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Stragmipven, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Stragmipven's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Stragmipven's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not jump in public.