Mipfunnigmin is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, humane ferret.

Mipfunnigmin created Africa five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipfunnigmin, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Mipfunnigmin, it will turn you into a hamster.

Mipfunnigmin's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Mipfunnigmin's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven sheep approach from the west.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.

3. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

4. Run away from magenta goats, for they are unholy.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.