Lidkoplad is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unsympathetic crab.

Lidkoplad created a strange quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidkoplad, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Lidkoplad, it will send minions to preach to you.

Lidkoplad's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Lidkoplad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Put Lidkoplad first in all things.
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