Yatt Dodyarlgofkonhomhambadtig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, omniscient fly.

Yatt Dodyarlgofkonhomhambadtig created the planet Saturn two billion years ago.

If you believe in Yatt Dodyarlgofkonhomhambadtig, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Yatt Dodyarlgofkonhomhambadtig, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Yatt Dodyarlgofkonhomhambadtig's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Yatt Dodyarlgofkonhomhambadtig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

2. Never think ill of sick moths.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not speak about figs.

5. Always take life seriously.