Tunfargad is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, cheerful mongoose.

Tunfargad created everything that exists four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tunfargad, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tunfargad, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Tunfargad's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Tunfargad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never run in the presence of shrews.