Fagsasgom Cepzagflat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, blissful crane.

Fagsasgom Cepzagflat created the planet Earth eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fagsasgom Cepzagflat, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fagsasgom Cepzagflat, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Fagsasgom Cepzagflat's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Fagsasgom Cepzagflat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick badgers.

2. Do not hurt frogs.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.