Bassligkon is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, sapient bee.

Bassligkon created tapeworms six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bassligkon, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bassligkon, he will destroy your favourite star.

Bassligkon's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Bassligkon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Feed all hungry moths.

3. Hide from red sharks for they are unholy.

4. Always treat snails with great respect.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.