Cubnarlbab is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, overgenerous frog.

Cubnarlbab created the Cigar Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cubnarlbab, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cubnarlbab, it will boil you in a big pot.

Cubnarlbab's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Cubnarlbab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill tortoises.

2. You must love Cubnarlbab.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Cubnarlbab loves snails, so they must be respected.

5. Do not stand on grass.