Sternelltetti is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, wise human.

Sternelltetti created water five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sternelltetti, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sternelltetti, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Sternelltetti's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Sternelltetti's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair magenta.

2. Sternelltetti must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.