Habnignill is a god.

He takes the form of a large, almighty cow.

Habnignill created the Whirlpool Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Habnignill, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Habnignill, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Habnignill's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Habnignill's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick cats.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.

3. Never feed figs to sheep while wearing turquoise stockings.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Always take life seriously.