Hapdobhug is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, quiet otter.

Hapdobhug created life seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hapdobhug, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hapdobhug, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Hapdobhug's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Hapdobhug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat parsnips.

2. Do not wear white clothing.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Frogs are not to be trusted.

5. Do not drink alcohol.