Genzodnel is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, moody crane.

Genzodnel created an atom five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Genzodnel, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Genzodnel, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Genzodnel's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Genzodnel's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Genzodnel on top of all buildings.