Tigvilsand is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, selfish monkey.

Tigvilsand created vertebrates seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tigvilsand, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tigvilsand, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Tigvilsand's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Tigvilsand's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tigvilsand.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Always wear fawn.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Tigvilsand.