Tunlibfub is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, proud cat.

Tunlibfub created gold three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tunlibfub, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tunlibfub, she will throw large rocks at you.

Tunlibfub's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Tunlibfub's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear purple.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.