Tunlibfub is a god.
She takes the form of a plump, proud
cat.
Tunlibfub created gold three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Tunlibfub, she will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Tunlibfub, she will throw large rocks at you.
Tunlibfub's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.
Tunlibfub's Holy Commandments1. Always wear purple.
2. Show mercy to disobedient children.
3. Always pray immersed in water.
4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.