Yattrowrow is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, cheerful narwhal.

Yattrowrow created Mount Everest nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yattrowrow, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yattrowrow, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Yattrowrow's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Yattrowrow's Holy Commandments

1. Always help hamsters in need.

2. You must love Yattrowrow.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Hide if eight dogs approach from the south.

5. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.