Likjapdum is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, annoying wyrm.

Likjapdum created the universe three billion years ago.

If you believe in Likjapdum, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Likjapdum, she will turn you into a snail.

Likjapdum's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Likjapdum's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.