Manbidcet is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, benevolent jackal.

Manbidcet created the Whirlpool Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Manbidcet, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Manbidcet, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Manbidcet's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Manbidcet's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from magenta manatees for they are unholy.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Manbidcet.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.