Cit is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, irritating badger.

Cit created the Sol system five million years ago.

If you believe in Cit, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cit, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Cit's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Cit's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick dogs.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never mention seals.

4. Always treat pigs with great respect.

5. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.