Cebdinmab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, merciless alligator.

Cebdinmab created time and space nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cebdinmab, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cebdinmab, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Cebdinmab's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Cebdinmab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cebdinmab.

5. You must pray to Cebdinmab four times a day.