Gepbitgeb is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, omnipotent bee.

Gepbitgeb created Europe seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gepbitgeb, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gepbitgeb, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Gepbitgeb's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Gepbitgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Put Gepbitgeb first in all things.

2. Hide from magenta hamsters for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about shrews.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Retreat if three snakes approach from the east.