Didzinlin is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, charitable gerbil.

Didzinlin created water two million years ago.

If you believe in Didzinlin, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Didzinlin, he will laugh at you.

Didzinlin's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Didzinlin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Worship no other gods but Didzinlin.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.