Donten Rilflabfatrap is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, sage mongoose.

Donten Rilflabfatrap created a Higgs boson four billion years ago.

If you believe in Donten Rilflabfatrap, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Donten Rilflabfatrap, it will turn you into a slug.

Donten Rilflabfatrap's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Donten Rilflabfatrap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Run away if six mites approach from the north.

5. Always help geese in need.